Memoir

 I was at a party tonight with Tyler Burba and many great stories were told. Like the  time with Kurt Cobain.  Part 1. Star Service. We're starting here, in a brazen attempt to get you to turn the pages of the book, hoping your prurient curiosity will be aroused by the star dust of the celeberities. This is actually cool thhough. Famous people are interesting for a good reason. They are usually very talented. They are mythic. If you meet them, they lend their mythos to you, as if through a handshake. Like the time the Elizondo shook my hand and said this moment here, now. chapter 1 Roomservice  Muhammed Ali. The greatest. And the greatest story. So I'll start with it. All the stories in this book are great, but this one is the greatest. And it is about the greatest. I should make this book like Gertrude Stein style, super repetitive. Anyway, Ali, yeah. He was giant. He proved his status as the greatest. He was the greatest roomservice guest of all time! Kurt Cobain. ...